1. The sky seems so much closer here in Scotland. The clouds soar by so quickly and I feel like I can touch its fluff if I jump high enough. I need to practice jumping.
2. What is your forename?
I don't have one.
Yeah you do, it's Catherine.
Then why did you ask me?
3. My favorite thing about Scotland so far. Old old lady at the club with her walking stick prodding people. yes. old lady at the club. PRODDING people. Had a laughing attack and could not breathe.
4. Old lady to be complemented by old bald man at the club. What a pair.
5. The wind is ferocious. It whips your hair around. I should have cut mine shorter before it came. I think I eat too much protein or eggs because my hairs grows faster than my toenails. Must be the protein because I can't afford eggs here. Ridic. No more omelets.
6. I don't think anyone in Scotland took economics. There is no where to get late night greasy fatty nasty snacks even on the weekends. Everywhere closes before all of the pubs/bars/clubs close. Don't they know that the benefits of staying up late even with increasing marginal costs incurred by having to hire workers to stay later outweigh closing early and losing business from drunken college kids who think their credit cards have no limits? Oy.
7. cheese here is not sliced
garlic here is not minced
people here do not know what smores are
8. all the toilet seats are very circular, not oval like they are at home
9. again, there is a 10:1 sheep to person ratio, totally beating Vanderbilt's 3:1 squirrel to person ratio
10. the library EMPTIES right around dinner time.
when do people study?
I do not understand.
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